Thievery

Brooklyn, NY

Someone stole the seat off my bike this weekend.

And the rear safety reflector.

Though it's irrational, I'm more irritated about the safety reflector than the seat.

Dear Safety Freak Thief,

IT'S A CHEAP PLASTIC SAFETY REFLECTOR. Do you really think it will keep you safe as you ride around on my stolen seat? It won't protect you from an ass-whooping.

Love, j